You've GOT to be kidding me?!!

(DISCLAIMER: Not for the faint of heart.) Let me share with you how my Tuesday afternoon went... 

About 2PM-ish I put both little ones down for their afternoon naps. As usual, I heard Bayleigh talking to herself and laughing for quite a while. But, strangely...I also heard Kelci up and talking.  This is unusual for her, she usually goes right to sleep. But she wasn't crying so I let her be hoping she would eventually drift off...

 

After about an hour or so I hear Bayleigh yelling my name, so I go down to check on her. When I open the door I get a big waft of a nasty smell and I knew instantly this was not going to be pretty. Sure enough, our little girl who has been SO great about going poopy on the potty lately had decided to try it out on her bedroom floor. Yep, she took off her diaper and pooped AND peed on her floor. Awesome. (Not!) So, I got the room cleaned up, her cleaned up, sprayed the room down until it felt like it had rained in there, and put her back in bed...hoping she would actually, finally go to sleep. 

Cut ahead about 5 minutes...  I still hear Kelci talking away so I go in to check on her.  And, guess what? Go ahead - guess!! I dare ya!!  Here, let me help you out.  Unbelievably, the little turkey had removed HER diaper, pooped, and spread it from one end of her bed to the other...including all over herself. I snatched her up, got her in a bath, gave her bed a Silkwood scrub down, gave HER a Silkwood scrub down, and Febreze'd the heck out of her bed and room. :| 

I guess I have myself to blame.  Our A/C hasn't been working so I had put both of them in bed in a diaper only.  In my defense, neither of them had ever either attempted or succeeded in removing their diapers so I never once worried about it.  Now?  Let's just say, in addition to wearing bottoms every time I just may duct tape them shut to avoid any further poo-fests!  c:

And, for those who don't know...when Lynsey was a toddler she had also once gotten her diaper off, poo'd, and made a mess with it all over her room. We have humorously referred to that as Poopapalooza. Well, now that's Poopapalooza I, and today I lived through Poopapalooza II and III. BOTH IN ONE DAY! Ugh.  c:  

Ahhhh...the joys of parenthood.  There are days where I am reminded why some animals eat their young.  c:  Thank God they are so cute - these days it seems to be their only defense!  Heehee.